Be thankful you don’t get all the government you pay for. – Milton Friedman
I’m proud to be paying taxes. I could be just as proud at 1/2 the amount. – Will Rogers
Trust in your own untried capacity. – Ella Wheeler Wilrox
You are never a loser until you stop trying. -Mike Ditka
The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is. – Charles M. Schwab
Don’t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. – James Ling
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. – Abraham Lincoln
Life is like golf, It is a game of honor. If you are playing it any other way you’re not getting the fullest satisfaction from it. – Harvey Penick
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie. – Mickey Mantle
Zen student to his master. “Master how may I find liberation? Master replies “Who binds you, my son? -Zen Statement
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. – Dave Barry
The way I see it. If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. – Dolly Parton
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. – Oscar Wilde or was it Gary Strand?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
start every day off with a smile and get it over with. – W. C. Fields