The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. —Winston Churchill

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. — Dolly Parton

All higher humor begins with ceasing to take oneself seriously.— Herman Hesse

Talk is cheap—except when Congress does it. — Unknown

The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal—a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. — Ronald Reagan

My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.  — Larry Elton

Many a true word is spoken in jest. — English Proverb

Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with the important matters. — Albert Einstein

A man’s got to believe in something.  I believe I’ll have another drink. — W.C. Fields

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of lease payments. — Gary Strand

No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep believing, the dream that you wish will come true. — Cinderella