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Volume 18, No. 2

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. —Thomas Jefferson   Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. — José Maria de […]

 
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Volume 18, No.1

Retirement at 65 is ridiculous.  When I was 65 I still had pimples.  – George Burns By all means, marry.  If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.  – […]

 
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Volume 14, No.2

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. — Thomas Jefferson If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read […]

 
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Volume 16, No.1

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner —Red Skelton It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes.   A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of […]

 
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Volume 15, No.1

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. —Thomas Jefferson Risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called […]

 
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Volume 14, No. 1

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. — Winston Churchill Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it. — Salvador Dali Women and cats will […]

 
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Volume 13, No. 1

Man is free at the moment he wishes to be. — Voltaire An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile—hoping it will eat him last. — Winston Churchill No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is […]

 
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Volume 12, No. 1

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. —Winston Churchill The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with […]

 
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Volume 10, No. 3

We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket trying to lift himself up by its handle. — Winston Churchill Crime does not pay—as well as politics — […]

 
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Volume 10, No. 2

Everything comes to those who hustle while he waits — Thomas A. Edison Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome — Samuel Johnson Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you will always […]

 
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